Thursday, October 19
8:00 CW SMALLVILLE
Clark discovers the secret identity of Green Arrow and renames him "That Pussy Who Shoots Arrows."
Saturday, October 21
11:00 A.M. A&E MI-5 MARATHON
Eight awesome episodes of this smart and sassy Brit secret-agent drama!
Sunday, October 22
10:00 VH1 CELEBRITY PARANORMAL PROJECT
Debut! One of the few shows where you can watch Gilbert Gottfried wet his pants.
Monday, October 23
9:00 LIF WHY I WORE LIPSTICK TO MY MASTECTOMY—Movie
(2006) Stick around for the double feature, with "Why I Ate a Roast Beef Sandwich During My Colonoscopy."
Tuesday, October 24
9:00 CW VERONICA MARS
It's Veronica to the rescue when poor little rich boy Logan discovers his trust fund is running out!
Wednesday, October 25
9:00 ABC LOST
While attempting to escape "The Others," Sawyer's penis slips and falls into Kate's vagina.
Home of that which ain't normal.
