Thursday, November 1

8:00 WB POPSTARS 2

Choreographer Tony Michaels devises a completely evil dance routine to further humiliate the auditionees.

8:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY

The true-life story of Fantasy Island little person/sexpot Herve Villechaize!


Friday, November 2

8:00 UPN DARK ANGEL

For some reason, Max has problems trying to catch a headless body running amuck. Get it together, girl!

10:00 ABC ONCE AND AGAIN

While trying to get a job as a radio personality, Lily makes an ass out of herself by embarrassing her family on-air!


Saturday, November 3

9:00 USA BRIDE OF CHUCKY--Movie

(1998) Homicidal doll gets wild hoochie-mama Barbie to be his bride.

10:00 COM SOUTH PARK

Halloween is ruined for the kids once again when there's an outbreak of the "pinkeye." I blame the Taliban!


Sunday, November 4

8:00 CBS EMMY AWARDS

After being postponed for the umpteenth time, the Emmy Awards show is finally being telecast (like anybody really believes Tony Danza's life is in danger).

10:00 COM FRIARS CLUB ROAST

Host Jimmy Kimmel and others lob tasteless jokes at horny octogenarian Hugh Hefner and his bevy of booby-riffic bunnies.


Monday, November 5

8:00 FOX BOSTON PUBLIC

Seven of Nine joins the teaching staff, and becomes frustrated when the students refuse to be assimilated.

9:00 WB ANGEL

Angel does a pig-blood spit take when hottie vampire Darla shows up at the door announcing she's (ka-boing!) PREGNANT???


Tuesday, November 6

8:00 UPN BUFFY THE MUSICAL!

A mysterious force makes the Scoobies burst into spontaneous song in this all-musical episode!

9:00 WB SMALLVILLE

Clark's puberty problems flare up once again when he gains uncontrollable X-ray vision. (Woo-hoo! Underpants alert!!)


Wednesday, November 7

9:00 NBC WEST WING

The staff falls under heavy questioning by the House committee, while Sam goes out of his way to outlaw the penny.

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