Thursday, October 26
8:00 CW SMALLVILLE
In this flashback to school days, Oliver Queen picks on Lex. (Anybody who lets someone named Oliver Queen pick on them, deserves what they get.)
Friday, October 27
9:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
The Galactica gang holds secret tribunals to punish those pee-hole Cylon collaborators.
Saturday, October 28
9:00 COM SHAUN OF THE DEAD—Movie
(2004) Two limey schlubs take on a town full of shambling zombies!
Sunday, October 29
10:00 ABC DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
Bree gets very upset when she discovers Orson's serial-killer past. Nag! Nag! Nag!
Monday, October 30
8:00 ABC WIFE SWAP
Things get witchy when a Wiccan high priestess switches places with a '50s-style housewife!
Tuesday, October 31
8:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS
It's a nancy-boy dance-off when Mario Lopez goes up against Joey Lawrence.
Wednesday, Nov 1
9:00 ABC LOST
Locke rallies the islanders to open up a can of whup-ass on the "Others."
Look at me, everybody! I'm Burt Reynolds! firstname.lastname@example.org