Thursday, December 20

8:00 COM RUSHMORE--Movie

(1998) It's a geriatric vs. whippersnapper fight to the finish when Jason Schwartzman and Bill Murray woo the same schoolmarm.

9:00 FOX TEMPTATION ISLAND 2

Catherine takes her revenge on Edmundo by sending a video "love note" packed with C-4.


Friday, December 21

8:00 CBS HOME FOR THE HOLDAYS WITH MARIAH CAREY

Mariah performs a concert for her family and friends--and if this doesn't send her back to the funny farm, nothing will!

8:30 WB GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER

Oh, sure it sounds whimsical... but it's not so funny when you're the one being trampled to death!


Saturday, December 22

8:00 NBC FACE/OFF--Movie

(1997) After Nic Cage switches faces with John Travolta, he learns to enjoy being the king of the Sweathogs.

9:00 FOX GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS

A man attempts to break the world record for "most annoying Christmas cheer."

Sunday, December 23

11:00 COM SOUTH PARK

"Hi-dee ho!" Mr. Hankey brings the residents of South Park together to sing his favorite Christmas classics.


Monday, December 24

NOON TNT A CHRISTMAS STORY MARATHON

An all-day marathon of my favorite Christmas movie in the world, and I'm gonna watch every damn one!

8:00 UPN A FAT ALBERT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Wow! Fat Albert and the gang are about to be evicted from the junkyard in this cartoon special from 1974! RECOMMENDED!!


Tuesday, December 25

9:00 NBC SCROOGE AND MARLEY--Movie

Yes, yet another adaptation of A Christmas Carol. When will the madness stop?!?

9:00 FOX BERNIE MAC

The kids bring a stray dog into Bernie's immaculate home, and Bernie proceeds to knock the brains right out of their heads.


Wednesday, December 26

9:00 UPN IRON CHEF USA

Wild Bill Shatner hosts this Americanized version of the Japanese hit show, pitting one egomaniacal chef against another!

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