10. Grouchy

9. Rude

8. Always covered in bicycle grease

7. Just loves to chill

6. "Hair"

5. Just wants everybody to be chill

4. Always carries drumsticks and has a "the world is my drum set" perspective on all built environments

3. Watches cool movies and knows a lot about wine but doesn't wear shoes, ever

2. Is an actual witch casting actual spells

1. Makes faces that you can make during phone conversations but not during in-person conversations during in-person conversations recommended