10. That song with the cool horns and whisper chorus

9. That other hand-clappy song even more annoying than "Happy"

8. That song where that girl has to stay high all the time

7. That one Katy Perry song I kinda like

6. That great Jason Derulo song that samples Balkan Beat Box

5. "You Dropped a Bomb on Me," by the Gap Band

4. That song about being fancy

3. That song about being happy

2. That cheer-squad soundtrack song sampling Sir Mix-A-Lot

1. That piano ballad where John Legend "loves all my curves and edges"