Don't order these. What are you? Stupid?

10. Shot of Goldschläger (chilled liqueur with tiny, floating, gold flakes)

9. Alabama Slammer (sloe gin, Southern Comfort, amaretto, orange juice)

8. Blowjob (Kahlúa and amaretto in a shot glass with whipped cream)

7. Mai Tai (light rum, orange curaçao, sour mix, pineapple juice, dark rum float)

6. Pink Lady (blended gin, grenadine, cream)

5. Duckfart (Kahlúa, Baileys, Crown Royal)

4. Sex with an Alligator (Chilled Midori and sour, sink Chambord, float Jägermeister)

3. Silver Bullet (shot of Rumpelmintz and Jägermeister)

2. Long Island Iced Tea (vodka, gin, rum, triple sec, sour mix, Coke)

1. Anything with Blue Curaçao (triple sec with bright blue coloring)