Forget uppity sailboat racing—this is the REAL RACE O’ THE PEOPLE. Have you ever been to Targy’s Tavern on the top of Queen Anne? Have you ever had a few too many beers in the middle of the afternoon, then plopped your big adult butt on the seat of a tiny children’s tricycle and rode that sucker all the way down Queen Anne Hill, pedaling as fast as you can at the bottom into the Streamline Tavern? No? Well, what are you waiting for? Race starts at 2:30 sharp. Don’t be late! (Targy’s Tavern, 600 W Crockett St, www.trikeforbeers.com, beer and registration at 1 pm, race at 2:30 pm)