It's about time you got fired. You were worthless, rude, lazy, inconsistent, antisocial, and an asshole. I don't have any idea why you chose to be an apartment manager. You obviously suffer from some bipolar or manic disorder that makes you socially inept and an asshole. You wouldn't even lower yourself to say hello when I greeted you in the building or "you're welcome" when I thanked you for signing for packages. I also don't know (or care about) the story behind your "leaving," but what I do know is that now maybe our "upscale" apartment building will be maintained at a reasonably consistent level. Maybe our new manager will be courteous, helpful, engaging, and nice--even just nice would be such an improvement over your sorry asshole ass. Now if something in my apartment breaks--say, the garbage disposal--I won't have to download instructions on how to fix it off the Internet just to avoid your asshole attitude and condescending questions about what I did to break it. Maybe now the basic upgrades that you have promised for months will be fulfilled. So long, asshole, and thanks for nothing.

--Anonymous