1. Gore/Winfrey
Judging from the success of her talk show, book club, diet guides, national magazine, and television network, one can safely assume that a majority of Americans would be completely content to have entertainment magnate Oprah Winfrey control every single aspect of their lives. In selecting Winfrey as his running mate, Gore would display a canny knowledge of his constituents' deep desires, and would create a ballot that simply--even if Gore was caught snorting coke out of Oprah's butt crack--could not fail.
2. Gore/Nicastro
Sure, she's a bit of a novice--but maverick Seattle City Council Member Judy Nicastro already displays all of the traits Americans require from a female politican: She's smart, sexy, ballsy, and funny; and if she's not a lesbian, she at least has the political savvy to look like one! In selecting Judy Nicastro as his running mate, Gore would show his faith in the future, and his willingness to gamble on an unknown but entirely worthy upstart.
3. Gore/Child
In selecting best-selling pop group Destiny's Child as his running mate, Gore would place himself in firm opposition to boring old Bush and his geriatric-pleasing choice of Dick Cheney, and align himself with the as-yet-untapped Total Request Live voting block. Plus, with their hard-edged approach to capital gains and corporate welfare, the Gore/Child administration will certainly provide middle-to-low income tax breaks to help pay those "Bills, Bills, Bills"!
