We Regret These Errors

We Regret These Errors

Sorrowful Remorse

From the Desk of the Enumclaw Horse

From the Desk of Katie Holmes's Fetus

From the Desk of Former Monorail Director Joel Horn

Dept. of Corrections

I Regret Not Killing Benjamin Colton Barnes Before He Got to That Park Ranger

I Regret Those Girls in Roslyn

I Regret Republicans Giving Me a Bad Name

I Regret That Señor Romney Lost the Election

We Regret These Errors.

We Regret These Erors

From the Desk of Michael Jackson

I Regret Being Consigned to Eternal Damnation with the Guy Who Drew The Family Circus

I Regret Not Taking Out Lance Armstrong

We Regret Mentioning Suicide, Publishing Essays about Suicide, and Placing Visual Depictions of Suicide on Our Cover

I Regret Nothing

From the Desk of J. Edgar Hoover

What You Think About When You Think About Chile

I Regret What's Happening to This City

That Sculpture Is a Stain on Our Reputation

I Regret Not Being Considered Food and Offer, for Your Enjoyment, This Recipe

A Guide to the Jokes in This Issue for the Staff of Gawker

Please Allow Me to Set the Record Straight

I Regret Rehab

I Regret that Pit Bulls Find My Face So Delicious

I Regret Macklemore's Tweets

I Regret Killing All-Ages Music

We Regret We’re So Dumb

We the people of Occupy Seattle (we the people of Occupy Seattle), meeting in general assembly (meeting in general assembly), consistent with our democratic principles (consistent with our democratic principles), and with the full consideration (and with the full consideration) and participation (and participation) of all our members (of all our members), would like to respond to complaints (would like to respond to complaints) from both within our movement (from both within our movement) and from outside observers (and from outside observers) that our uncompromising and inflexible embrace (that our uncompromising and inflexible embrace) of symbolically democratic parliamentary procedures (of symbolically democratic parliamentary procedures), like the general assembly and the people's mic (like the general assembly and the people's mic), has inevitably led to both organizational gridlock (has inevitably led to both organizational gridlock) and stultifyingly long run-on sentences (and stultifyingly long run-on sentences), by proposing (by proposing) that we unanimously consider (that we unanimously consider) issuing a list (issuing a list) of regrets (of regrets). [Editor's note: Owing to the restrictions of time and space, we were unable to publish the rest of Occupy Seattle's statement.] recommended