Dildogazi: I Disapprove of Ted Cruz Stimulating His Genitals—But I Will Defend to the Death His Right to Rub One Out

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The picture on the NewYork Mag article is pretty good, too.
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I wish there were more people out there like Mazin. There have got to be a bunch of people who dislike (and know) asshole weirdo Ted just like Mazin does, but most don't want to be drawn into the spotlight. Hope someone else changes his/her mind.
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This is all so stupid and boring rather than funny or of any political punditry factor.
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I wonder if he's also into glasses wearing unicorns like that built boy from yesterday. Or was that the day before.
Over my morning coffee I did not need or want to think of mad man Cruz touching himself.
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@4, On the contrary, it speaks very directly to how a politician who uses claim to be the defenders of freedom want to micromanage the private, personal lives of Americans, women in particular.
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@6 this. And also a withering lack of pragmatism. Wankers gonna wank. I wanked (the female version). Ted Cruz, trump, and each and every one of the dipshits who drafted the law wanked. And civilization yet continues. What reason on earth would justify a state outlawing sex toys, even on a rational basis. Wank-er.

Anyone who defends that stupidity raises questions about his ability to govern.

Again. Wanker.
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If this is the same former college roommate that Krazy Glue'd Ted Cruz's snooze button, the man is a notional treasure.