Hell hath no fury as a woman... sunburned?
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"It's a beach of the mind, people."
So are you saying that someone's mind, like a whale, got beached? Or that their beach got mined? Either option is an explosive proposition. Or wait, it's a beach that belongs to the slippery mind-people? I didn't know Shakespeare could be so sci-fi...

So, it's basically the same set as their recent production of Beckett's "Happy Days", but with sand instead of dirt? Well, at least they don't have to worry about paying a designer.