So, when Ted gets his ass handed to him today by that lumbering, slathering pod-person we commonly refer to as "The Donald", and realizes the promises he thought had been made to him have been dashed on the jagged rocks of both history and popular opinion, I can't help but wonder if he will finally start to question the existence of this "god" to whom he spends so much time down on his knees in supplication seeking approval and direction? The "god" that told him, in no uncertain terms, that he would become the next preznit? Or will he perhaps begin to perceive that, IF his god does exist, he's nothing more than a sadistic, vindictive, capricious, pathological liar who likes to watch his anointed ones squirm in frustration and failure like a worm on a bait-hook?

This race is not between Donald Trump & Ted Cruz ...it is all about whether 'God' is dead—or whether He is just an imaginary fairy-tale being. If He doesn't deliver, it is high time to disband Christianity once & for all, and to worship the one true Deity: Praise Bob, and may the Hour of Slack reign forever, hallelujah!!!

I am so loving the Republic Party slo-mo crack-up. I had to google "schadenfreude" so I could pronounce it in polite company without sounding stupid. It is a great word. You go, The Donald boy!

Give me a couple of hours, and I can come up with a grainy B&W photo of Donaldo handing a thick envelope to Sirhan Sirhan in the kitchen of the Ambassador.

@5:

My guess is there's an element of masochistic one-upsmanship involved: who can remain down on their knees praying like crazy the longest, before the strain and discomfort becomes so great that God "releases" the weakest of the group from their ordeal by infusing them with the Divine Spirit, or whatever term they use to describe those who can't cut the mustard, devotion-wise. Sort of the spiritual version of those "who can keep their hand on the car the longest?" contests.

@1: That's not how evangelicals think about God. One may pray for and be compelled by Devine providence, but it is in God's plan that they don't achieve that particular goal.

So sad, I didn't realize late-stage syphilis can cause folie a deux (quatre? was mommy Cruz afflicted also?)

Cruz won't question God, he'll question Heidi because apparently God's answer came through her and she probably misheard him.