He just said Hillary got schlonged.
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And there are many more, collected over at The Intercept:

Horse race campaign coverage is stupid and pointless. Punditry takes up far too much space in our media landscape. This could be a lesson the media learns: Cover the impacts of their policies and rhetoric on ordinary people, the actual records of the candidates, and the issues (all of which would require, you know, reporting)—not who you think is up or down. It won't be. More below the jump, thanks to Twitter's @blippoblappo:

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Milbank, at least, is following through and soliciting cooking recipes involving newspapers.

UPDATE: Jessica Fu, our social media manager, just sent me this gem from the New York Times' Maggie Haberman, who professed to be "stumped" by the question of how Trump could possibly win.