FWIW I have never watched an episode of this show but I do read these recaps every week!

@2. you should watch, if only to understand the hilarity of the recaps. I've had good luck watching the episodes AFTER the recaps and laughing and laughing during the show. @1, yeah if she ends up with Jordan, we know it's fake. He's a piece of garbage using his limited fame to gain an advantage.
Campy, why did you show that woman falling on her face and possibly breaking her neck? Nightmares tonight.