I don't like doing work any more than the next lazy fella, but there is no amount of boredom that could drive me to listening to Donald Trump give his GOP candidate acceptance speech during work hours. Maybe I could say I know exactly where I was the moment it all started to go wrong, but I can still do that without having to hear his ramblings.
I hope you all have plenty of alcohol on hand for when you start watching it in a few minutes.
Even at this relatively late stage in the game and with so much at stake, I feel like there's still perhaps a 15-20% chance of him doing something completely insane that costs him the nomination. Maybe he physically assaults and injures a protester or calls Hillary a cunt during a live debate or [insert unfathomably batshit psychopathic behavior/tantrum here] thus allowing RNC Chair Phrience Phrebus to invoke some little known party clause revoke the nom and just throw Pence or Mitt in there in his place.
I don't buy the fantasy that he's going to resign, but I am curious, what happens if a candidate resigns between nomination and election? There must be some provision for actual death at least, besides the candidate who knocked off the other now automatically wins. I hope.
I hope you all have plenty of alcohol on hand for when you start watching it in a few minutes.