Stranger Election Control Board Aug 3, 2016 at 6:04 am

What Last Night's Primary Election Results Mean for Housing, Transit, and the Futures of a Bunch of Big-Name Pols

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Last night's results mean the SECB can now come to its senses and switch the endorsement to Reykdal in the general. Erin Jones is a religious nut and a tool of the billionaire education "reformers." Totally wrong for Seattle. Try to look past ethnicity this time.
ScrawnyKayaker on August 3, 2016 at 7:59 AM Report this
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Park Advocates: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin Viaduct Park.

Voters: No.

Park Advocates: Oh sir! It's only a tiny little park.

Voters: No. Fuck off - we have too many parks (burps).

Park Advocates: Oh sir... it's only *wafer* thin.

Voters: Look - I couldn't possibly take on another park. I'm absolutely
over budget as it is. Bugger off.

Park Advocates: Oh sir, just... just *one* more...

Voters: Oh all right. Just one more.

Park Advocates: Just the one, sir... voila... bon appetit...

Kinison on August 3, 2016 at 8:20 AM Report this
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"WHO ARE THE 8,485 OF YOU WHO VOTED FOR GOODSPACEGUY?

Regressive and/or illiterate idiots.

Still likely a larger percentage than the pantspisser Stein voters in the national election, I'm sure.
undead ayn rand on August 3, 2016 at 11:51 AM Report this
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All your future is belong to Bernie Socialist Democrats.

Deal with it.
Will in Seattle on August 3, 2016 at 12:25 PM Report this
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Let me state for the record that I am not typically a white wine drinker. I was drinking white wine only out of desperation, because they had run out of red wine. This is how damaging rumors get started.
Sandeep Kaushik on August 3, 2016 at 12:56 PM Report this
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No mention of the fact that it looks like we're guaranteed a Republican for State Treasurer even though more than 50% of the votes cast were for Democrats?

http://results.vote.wa.gov/results/curre…
The Establishment on August 3, 2016 at 1:07 PM Report this
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I VOTED for GoodSpaceGuy why not he cant be any WORSE than some of the other canidates.He obviously got under somebody's skin.Good for him
minuteman on August 3, 2016 at 2:43 PM Report this
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I'm bummed but not surprised that Phil Cornell didn't have a better showing. His website was from the height of Geocities, his graphics were a mess, I never heard about him except in the comments sections, and it seems he only campaigned on weekends at odd small-time parades. Fourth place (2nd best Democrat) isn't good.

I really want an anti-TPP candidate for Senator. Murray's free trade beliefs are bullshit.
TheMisanthrope on August 3, 2016 at 2:44 PM Report this

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