#HillarysBodyDouble needs to be fed a diet of donuts & vodka & stay awake for 2 weeks solid to look like real deal! pic.twitter.com/irmiyrbHgJ
— AMERℹ️CAN🇺🇸WOMAN (@American1765) September 12, 2016
The jig is up, Hillary! Trump supporters, aka The Deplorables, have discovered the secret body double you hired for public appearances to cover up your many, many, many illnesses. This eagle-eyed bunch caught on to this sham after you stumbled into a van outside the 9/11 memorial on Sunday, BUT THEN APPEARED TO FEEL BETTER JUST A FEW HOURS LATER.
Yes, the Trumpian Twitter-verse noticed discrepancies between the Clinton at the memorial and the Clinton outside her daughter's apartment later that day and blew away the smokescreen with #HillarysBodyDouble. The issues are too numerous (and obvious!) to list here, so I present just one: Look at those earlobes. I mean, come on.
But liberals can be just as vigilant as Trump supporters, and they too have found that the Donald has not just one, measly, ineffective body double, but an entire army of them, including:
This baby Treasure Troll
#HillarysBodyDouble?#DonaldsBodyDouble: pic.twitter.com/zoIUNnR4YZ
— Tweetwit (@awebbiz) September 12, 2016
Actor Thomas F. Wilson, reprising his role as future Biff Tannen in Back to the Future Part II
#HillarysBodyDouble Look I found #TrumpsBodyDouble. Trumps doesn't look well. Low energy. I think it's the plague. pic.twitter.com/4PGZLCWn81
— Dana Wilson (@bedheadred13) September 12, 2016
An ear of genetically-modified corn
@HillaryPix Wow yet another #DonaldsBodyDouble pic.twitter.com/OT5caDqAN6
— one-blue-dot (@glhrolltide) September 12, 2016
A rag-tag group of cats with a community-theater wig budget
#HillarysBodyDouble has got nothing on #DonaldsBodyDouble pic.twitter.com/yCmTg9EwXW
— Hillary In Pictures (@HillaryPix) September 12, 2016
If you are shocked by #HillarysBodyDouble take a look at #TrumpsBodyDouble pic.twitter.com/NJLtuRLFUG
— Jayde Donovan (@jaydedonovan) September 12, 2016
Emperor Palpatine, picking up some extra cash
#TrumpsBodyDouble or before and after photo, you decide? #HillarysBodyDouble definately not. pic.twitter.com/N3YKq93ovn
— Patrick Leary (@PatrickRLeary) September 12, 2016
And, finally, a horse's ass
#HillarysBodyDouble has got nothing on #DonaldsBodyDouble pic.twitter.com/TF4cTmhOnv
— Hillary In Pictures (@HillaryPix) September 12, 2016
EOD=End of Day. We're done. Go home. Have you looked in the mirror today? You could be one of them!