It seems like Gary Johnson is having a stressful time right now. Running for president is tough. And honestly, with at least one of his fellow candidates unable to form a complete sentence, is it really fair to expect Johnson to be semi-fluent in topics like foreign cities and world leaders?

So lay off old Gary, okay, media? Throw him a softball once in a while! Leave the hard stuff to Bill Weld, who can name at least one living world leader. Here are some suggested questions for Johnson's next media appearance:

• What did you have for breakfast this morning?
• Are you thirsty?
• How many fingers am I holding up?
• What are you up to this weekend?
• Does this smell weird to you?
• What is Aleppo? (You know this!)
• Who are you wearing?
• How long did it take you to get ready for this?
• Who is your celebrity crush?
• Honestly, what did I just say?
• Can you hold this for a second?
• Is this cilantro or parsley, do you think?
• Do you think I'm going to need a jacket today?
• Do you honestly think people should vote for you?
• What color is this orange?