Once again, the Stranger buries the lede. Whatever it is, it's clearly looking at the UFO floating in the air in front of it. It's vibrating/spinning so fast that the camera can only capture it as a blur.
Jennifer, I trust you will pursue this story for us? I hope for updates throughout the night, with statements from the mayor, the spokesperson of JBLM, the governor, and if possible, the world's preeminent UFO scholar, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos.
I recently saw the t-rex costumes for sale online for a ridiculously low price, like, $99. Makes me think they'd make a great Halloween costume.
"I'm at least as tired of that costume as I am of the horse-head mask"
Jennifer, I trust you will pursue this story for us? I hope for updates throughout the night, with statements from the mayor, the spokesperson of JBLM, the governor, and if possible, the world's preeminent UFO scholar, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos.