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Melania Trump campaigned for her husband in Pennsylvania today. She talked up Donald Trump as a "fighter" and denounced cyberbullying while calling for "kindness, honesty, respect, compassion, charity, understanding, cooperation."

Hilarious.

Social media users are having a field day with her comments:


Because Donald Trump is an antithesis of kind. Get it? Ha.


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Apparently, she also failed to learn an important lesson about the Internet: people will notice when you pilfer lines from other people's speeches. (Remember: The last time Melania Trump spoke in front of an audience, at the 2016 Republican National Convention, she plagiarized a speech by First Lady Michelle Obama.)


As always, there's more where those came from.

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