If anything, this cake looks more introspective and self-aware than actual Dumb Donald.

..dag. the orange cheesecake is cuter..

"When this is over, you will have nothing…."

Given a choice, I think many people would have preferred to vote for the cake.

Also, what kind of arrogant sociopath would force their guests, minions, sycophants, whomever, to actually EAT their own likeness? Talk about harboring a borderline messiah-complex, is he going to stand in front of them, a slice of Trumpcake in one hand and a shotglass of Trump Brand (tm) Vodka in the other while he intones a personalized version of the Holy Eucharist?

Damn that cake. I used to be with #teamcake, but now I'm going to have to defect to #teampie.

*sulky pout*

SAD

@5: I can't top that. Well done.

Stay off twitter for a week eh?
' I think I forgot to do my fly up.'

@7:

Can we make that a new euphemism? "Oh man, I had such a horrible night! One of my hemorrhoids ruptured and I spent about four hours on the toilet Trumping."

"You want a piece of me? C'mon!! You wanna piece of me?!"

If ever a cake could be said to have an expression, that one is it, and the expression is exactly what I would expect to see on the face of someone who was booed in his own hometown as he went to vote. Sad.

On the positive side, you can be sure YOU WON'T FIND ANY HAIR in that cake! Well, not human hair. Not quite sure what the rug is made of.

That's Emperor Palpatine with an ugly hairpiece! (The hood is a much better look.)