No Charles. To paraphrase Freud: sometimes black gloves, boots, helmet, and a cape are just black gloves, boots, helmet, and a cape.

It simply goes to show what being a middle-aged man in fantastic shape meant in 1977 versus what it means today.

@3

You know they are aliens, don't you? They don't have the same physiology we do.

Stupid Sexy Darth Vader.

Imperial sex is fast and effective
If you miss out you might feel rejected
Recognize and respond!
Pretend you're doing something wrong...

Dark Helmet: [in Dark Helmet voice] Now Princess Vespa, at last we are alone.
Dark Helmet: [in Vespa voice] Oh, oh, I hate you I hate you I hate you leave me alone! - yet, I find you strangely attractive.
Dark Helmet: [in Dark Helmet voice] Of course you do. Druish princesses are often attracted to money, and power, and I have BOTH, and YOU KNOW IT!
Dark Helmet: [in Vespa voice] Oh, oh, leave me alone!
Dark Helmet: [in Dark Helmet voice] No, kiss me!
[cuts between their voices]
Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, no, yes, no, NO, yes, ah, ah, ah ahhhhh... oh, your helmet is so big...