Enter Darth Vader, the Dominatrix

Comments

1
No Charles. To paraphrase Freud: sometimes black gloves, boots, helmet, and a cape are just black gloves, boots, helmet, and a cape.
2
It's a prequel. Vader is younger in Rogue One...
4
It simply goes to show what being a middle-aged man in fantastic shape meant in 1977 versus what it means today.
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@3

You know they are aliens, don't you? They don't have the same physiology we do.
6
Stupid Sexy Darth Vader.
7
Imperial sex is fast and effective
If you miss out you might feel rejected
Recognize and respond!
Pretend you're doing something wrong...
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Dark Helmet: [in Dark Helmet voice] Now Princess Vespa, at last we are alone.
Dark Helmet: [in Vespa voice] Oh, oh, I hate you I hate you I hate you leave me alone! - yet, I find you strangely attractive.
Dark Helmet: [in Dark Helmet voice] Of course you do. Druish princesses are often attracted to money, and power, and I have BOTH, and YOU KNOW IT!
Dark Helmet: [in Vespa voice] Oh, oh, leave me alone!
Dark Helmet: [in Dark Helmet voice] No, kiss me!
[cuts between their voices]
Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, no, yes, no, NO, yes, ah, ah, ah ahhhhh... oh, your helmet is so big...