Geez, it takes a lot of energy to be this crabby this early on the 23rd of December.

A winning lede: "State Says Man Horny for Killing Got Busted for Cougar Pics". Love me some Sydney.

Chinese people don't drink tea.

Wage "Slaves?" So a "slave" is "a person who is paid legal tender currency as compensation for working?" Is everybody okay with that assessment by this representative of American journalism, this member of the crew that gleefully engaged in the slaughter of all things comprehensible, trustworthy, and sensible in 2016? I'm curious if we will get an actual definition of the point a "wage slave" is no longer considered a "slave" and is considered a "wage earner," according to the opinion of this representative of American journalism. I'm quite sure the answer will be along the lines of, "YOU WON'T BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE GET PAID MORE THAN YOU. CLICK CLICK CLICK HERE HERE HERE, BAIT MONKEY." But I'm only basing that on the fact that I'm a "wage slave" according to this shrewd American journalist, so what do I know.

Next year The Stranger should ask for volunteers to write the morning news post.

Nobody has the right to say what a person needs or doesn't need.