Winter Queen: Melt the glaciers that surround this icy bitch’s heart. What I’m really trying to say is turn dis ho into a housewife. I fucking love you forever.
Winter Queen: Melt the glaciers that surround this icy bitch’s heart. What I’m really trying to say is turn dis ho into a housewife. I fucking love you forever. MARIE HAUSAUER

The Stranger’s tradition of printing reader-submitted valentines continues in 2017. Got a husband? Wife? Sweetheart? Crush? All of the above? It’s time to let them know how much you care—in public, on the pages of our special Valentine's Day issue. Any chump can send a text. It takes a true romantic to express thoughtful sentiment and undying affection where everyone can see it. And, if we love your submission enough, you could very well see it with its own original illustration (like the one featured above from last year's V-Day issue).

Submit your valentine HERE. But hurry—the deadline is fast approaching and you only have until midnight this Sun., Feb. 5, to get yours in.