That was great! I can't even pick out a favorite joke.

Too. Real.

Total PTSD trigger.

Man, these guys are really proving the New York Rage stereotype to have some basis in fact, arent they? I've lived in NYC for short periods, and people were never as nasty as the POTUS or his team.

What do you think it is, anyway? Insecurity over a lack of perceived manhood? Roid rage? The complete inability to locate a decent cup of coffee east of the Cascades?

Or maybe they've all got tiny hands. Maybe that was just a thing that happened some kind of a contaminant in the NYC water supply back when Trump was a brat which left al the men with slightly oversized clits.

Emphasis on slightly.

That skit was a wonder to behold. Melissa McCarthy definitely wins the internet for the day.

Strong-arming with the lectern was a highlight. On another note, the $hirtS advertisement disturbs me . . . to the point of . . . man, is the SLOG really worth it? Ugh.

I liked it, but that's just not how I see Sean Spicer. SNL portrayed him as some kind of angry Hulk, whereas I imagine him hating his job but having to go out there and say stupid stuff because Bannon has Spicer's wife and kids locked up in a dungeon. "One wrong word, and you'll never seen your youngest kid again".

I'm in Europe right now, the question I keep getting asked is:

'Why are American's so mean?'

Perfect for the reasons @9 said...

All the people who have died for this country. All those who have fought for this country. For those who have given their lives.

You'se all's a buncha LOOSERS! YOUSE FUCKERS! PANTS FALL DOWN! FOOOOOK!

What can I say.

America is not number one.

It hasn't been for a long long time.

Just accept it and let it soothe you

The country you were born in,

the country you grew up in

the country everyone told you was the greatest

It's not

It's not even in the top ten

It's just another country

It's got its good and its bads

but its not "the best"

nowhere near

But it's ok

Don't be prideful,

Just be happy,

that you live where you can,

sorta,

be free to be who you want to be,

Yeah.

America is still that.

Though waning.

But it's better than many.

And that's pretty good.

@10: Easy. Because they are afraid.