Can a Rock Drummer Become Mayor? Keith Whiteman Is Trying to Find That Out

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1
tain't nawbuddy gonna git Murray; olde Ed and his acne scars are da Man!
2
And so concludes the entirety of press coverage this silly millennial will receive between now and when he exits the race having raised exactly $12.73.
3
As non-serious candidates go, he sure beats the hell out of that prat Goodspaceguy.
4
Seattle is ready for the confident leadership of yet another mediocre Whiteman.
5
He seems like a nice kid. I'd hire him to mow my lawn.