tain't nawbuddy gonna git Murray; olde Ed and his acne scars are da Man!

And so concludes the entirety of press coverage this silly millennial will receive between now and when he exits the race having raised exactly $12.73.

As non-serious candidates go, he sure beats the hell out of that prat Goodspaceguy.

Seattle is ready for the confident leadership of yet another mediocre Whiteman.

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