Oops. Were fucked.
Oops. We're fucked. Zach Gibson / Getty

UPDATE: Trumpcare is dead, for now.

PREVIOUSLY: What's going in DC today? Who knows! House Speaker Paul Ryan is rushing to the White House to tell President Donald Trump that he doesn't have the votes to repeal and replace Obamacare. But the White House says a vote is still happening, and it's set to begin at 3:30 pm EST / 12:30 pm PST.

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You may recall that Republicans unsuccessfully tried more than 60 times to repeal Obamacare while President Obama was in office. You may also recall that Donald Trump promised—more than a few times—to immediately repeal and replace Obamacare if he was president. Blocked that one out? Here ya go:

And yet, with Republicans now in control of the House, the Senate, and the White House—well, Republicans just can't get it done. Grab your favorite popcorn gif, start thinking about all the different ways to say "humiliating defeat," get your "Art of the Deal" parody covers ready, and watch the livestream of this train wreck right here.

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