The Morning News: Cary Moon Is Running for Mayor, Murray's Anonymous Accuser Reveals His Name

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BREAKING: Beady-eyed Twitler nutsack licker Jason Chaffetz announced that he won’t run for reelection in 2018. FSM only knows what evil plans he has–penning Benghazi: The Musical, no doubt–but at least he won’t be in the House.
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Murray may remember a Delvon, but this dude's name is Delvonn. Case dismissed.
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Ahhhh, impulsive garbage--the BEST KIND of garbage! Brava.
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Heidi, are you sure Lincoln didn't have you confused with Charles Mudede?
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And dumFux Nooz just shitcanned O’Lielly! It’s Christmas in April.