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Things I learned from reading the police report:

- The robbery happened while they were in a car.
- The suspect pulled a knife out when demanding the $25.
- The victim was able to grab $15 back, but the suspect drove off with the other $10.
- I believe this happened at the 76, not the Shell.
- The station clerk recognized the victim "as someone who occasionally frequents the store and also hangs out with people in the area that are less than reputable." (I don't think he called the victim "less than reputable").
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Ouroboros is a swear word now? ;>)
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@2
If it's an ouroboros of dicks, I guess it is.
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Amazing animated gif of swearing!
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@1 where'd you get the police report? These things should be published with links to it.
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The "perp status" display explains everything.

I read it as a "dick-asshole ouroboros", implying a buttfuck cycle, but I may have been reading too much of my interests in there.
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its "ouroboros of dicks" which implies a dick sucking/eating itself which is totally delightful
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This is one of those reports where I imagine Callan found it and said to himself/his monitor, "Oh yes. We have a winner."

I automatically read the clerk's comment in the voice of Scruffy, the janitor from Futurama. It's probably the mustache. And that license plate? I see what you did there, Callan.
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@5: On the seattle police site you can pull up reports for certain incidents, although usually identifying info is redacted. And you'll need to set up an account to log into the area.
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@1 seriously?
Definition of car·toon
/kärˈto͞on/
noun
1.
a simple drawing showing the features of its subjects in a humorously exaggerated way, especially a satirical one in a newspaper or magazine.

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