Police Reports Illustrated: Man Dicks Around Outside Hospital

Comments

1
Waggling dicks are superb.
2
Man, you missed the best part of the story: The dildo thrower was on crutches.
3
I'm so sad I missed this.
4
I know nothing about a dick tree.
5
Is anyone else curious why the patient was running away from the hospital to begin with?
Or why they carry a dildo in their backpack?
Or what other things they had in their backpack that made the dildo seem like the best projectile in the group?
This one raises a lot of questions.
7
Callan, please make these into a coffee table book. Every AirBnB in Seattle should have one. However would having the dildo not wiggle take away from the artistic purity?

(I'm trying really hard not to work right now.)
8
I like the "spoiler". I like all of it, especially the waggling purple dick, but I like the "spoiler" best.
9
@8

I like the sound effects.
10
What a great addition to my day. Thanks, Callan!

@7: What if panels that need animation were printed on... I don't know what they're called, but it's the type of material that changes depending on which direction you look at it? It's used for "hologram" baseball cards I think. If you're really trying to avoid doing work, maybe you could look up the term for me.
11
@10 The Captain Underpants books had a pretty elegant solution to animating a book.
12
A six inch dildo? IS THAT ALL???
13
you get arrested for littering? this is kidnapping, legal and paid for! don't talk to anyone, keep your head down, avoid cops by every means.
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@13 You better stay out of Spain then, litterbug. They imprison you for throwing your garbage on the streets there!
15
these comics are great
16
I had no idea that Harvey Weinstein was doing rehab here in Seattle. Maybe this was all just part of the hospitals Throw A Dildo, Make A Friend program.
17
You should add XKCD style comments when we hover over the graphics.
18
How many more idiots out there have to prove they're dicks?
19
I love how very confused and sad all the cops look when they have to deal with these things.
20
There should be a 'wooba wooba' sound effect on that last frame...
21
This will be the only column I miss when the stranger is shuttered.
22
I think I'll name my children "Blort" and "Flort".

@10: It's called lenticular printing. It works for animation and 3D effects. In effect, multiple images are cut into very thin strips, and printed in alternating columns, the ribs in the plastic coating direct one image at a time to the viewer's eye.
23
Oops, sorry, make that "Blorp" if it's a girl.
24
Yuck.