Not CBD related but this reminded me I haven't vented about this— GT's brand Kombucha had a story printed on their label of how kombucha saved the founder's mother from breast cancer. Assholes.
Dearest Woody Harrelson--along with showing amazing bravery, you must have steel-belted intestines! How on Earth did you manage to keep your dinner down in the Oval Outhouse without barfing on Trumpzilla and its lackeys? One joint wouldn't have been enough for me, and I'm a non-smoker.