I strongly recommend a douche nozzle with side discharge. Any opening in the tip can cause a tear. I also recommend a bulb syringe so that overfilling is not an issue.
If this is happening frequently PARKED, how about taking an extra credit poop - even if you don't feel like it - before playing with yourself. Also you might try adding some high fiber foods and/or some natural laxatives, which might keep you out of bumper-to-bumper traffic.
And for @fakedansavage, I recall you mentioning that regularly washing out your rectum was frown upon because it can change the characteristics of the lining of the rectum, which could lead to an impediment pooping naturally. If so, you might add that PARKED should limit his use of that and similar products
Drink more water. Seriously, if you're not completely voiding your bowels each time you take your car out for a spin, you need more water. And probably s'more veggies in your diet.
If your not going in more than an inch, the bulb type does a reliable job. To test this before committing to Mr S, buy a fleet enema at the store. Replace the toxic chemicals in it with lukewarm water and give it a go.
If you are going to really clean out the garage, get the shower shot with the rubber nozzle. Just be careful to limit the flow to nothing stronger than your own pee stream. To much pressure and you will empty out the whole parking lot.
Huh. Over at the Comics Curmudgeon, "Cleaning out the garage" is code for cunnilingus. (It's a long story, involving more Rex Morgan MD knowledge than most of you have or want)
Reading the headline, I was really excited for a minute, thinking "Oh, wow, CC lingo is making it out into the mainstream!" But no, it was only poop.
Butt plugs and other condomized sex toys can replace the finger, possibly easing the userβs mind while also avoiding an awkward position as one shoulder is tilting backward, while the other moves back and forth.
Noisy vibrating toys may even qualify as a garage band.
@ 17 Rex Morgan is still going strong - current storyline involves comic memorabilia counterfeiting, and a violent crazy ex-wife! (not Rex's, he's still with June).
And for @fakedansavage, I recall you mentioning that regularly washing out your rectum was frown upon because it can change the characteristics of the lining of the rectum, which could lead to an impediment pooping naturally. If so, you might add that PARKED should limit his use of that and similar products
If you are going to really clean out the garage, get the shower shot with the rubber nozzle. Just be careful to limit the flow to nothing stronger than your own pee stream. To much pressure and you will empty out the whole parking lot.
Reading the headline, I was really excited for a minute, thinking "Oh, wow, CC lingo is making it out into the mainstream!" But no, it was only poop.
Noisy vibrating toys may even qualify as a garage band.