Politics Dec 12, 2017 at 5:25 pm

Roy Moore's Campaign Spokesman Rendered Speechless By Common Fact

Rich Smith
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These:

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http://pictures.abebooks.com/isbn/978087…

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Merchant Seaman on December 12, 2017 at 5:46 PM Report this
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Great post and poll question. I'd have to choose the unmentioned "Volume Five of the Complete Bloom County".
Call me Scott on December 12, 2017 at 6:33 PM Report this
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Ted Crockett. I can't even. I haven't been able to even since Nov 2016. I may never be able to even again.
originalcinner on December 12, 2017 at 6:34 PM Report this
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@3

I am sure you will.
seatackled on December 12, 2017 at 6:38 PM Report this
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Our Dear Alt-Right White Guy is participating in the latest craze among the crazies: You're ignorant and racist for pointing out something that is ignorant and racist!!! I have a dear friend from Iowa that tries that all the time. It makes me giggle because it shows what thin-skinned little wusses they are.

Alt-Right White Guy, your kind is literally dying off. Perhaps the novelty of being part of a dying breed appeals to you, but that's also why you don't have a girlfriend. Maybe you should try a new outlook on life?
Catalina Vel-DuRay on December 12, 2017 at 7:09 PM Report this
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@7 Bwahahahahahaha.

Oh, wait, you were being ironic, right?
originalcinner on December 12, 2017 at 7:27 PM Report this
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Don't count your chickens, but. . .

Doug Jones Pulls Ahead As Moore Crowd Grows Nervous In Alabama Senate Race

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/moore-cr…

seatackled on December 12, 2017 at 7:30 PM Report this
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That is, I won't count my chickens. But there's hardly a resounding KKK victory coming tonight even if Moore does win.
seatackled on December 12, 2017 at 7:31 PM Report this
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On a tall stack of Chuck Tingle titles. Flared at the base of course.
Mtn. Beaver on December 12, 2017 at 7:39 PM Report this
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Never watch tv but fuck poor Jake Tapper looks tired.
Chili on December 12, 2017 at 7:42 PM Report this
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@7:

Hold on, the crow souffle is almost ready to come out of the oven...
COMTE on December 12, 2017 at 7:44 PM Report this
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You know, Alt-Right White Guy, there's other ways to be That Eccentric Fellow that don't involve being a racist jerk. Maybe you could grow some unique facial hair or get some distinctive "ink". Or take up an obscure sport, or start a microbrewery or hipster tavern. Don't feel like you have to be anchored to that whole tired old white guy thing.
Catalina Vel-DuRay on December 12, 2017 at 8:01 PM Report this
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@14 May I suggest being really boring about terpenes?
Mtn. Beaver on December 12, 2017 at 8:15 PM Report this
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That was painful. I watched “The Devil’s Candy” last night and cried to NPR’s coverage of something that happened five years ago driving to work this morning. Need to put the internet down for a while.
ObeyTheFist on December 12, 2017 at 10:20 PM Report this
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He was expressing skepticism that Muslims are even allowed, by their own religion, to swear an oath to this country as an elected official. A valid argument and concern.
Um ... No. No more a valid concern than whether a Christian, whose own book tells them to be "in the world but not of it" forbids precisely the same thing (which to some sects - including Jehovah's Witnesses and some of the more extreme Calvinists - means not voting or running for office).
To make the issue about ignorance and racism is itself ignorant and racist.
Maybe, maybe not ... but it will take a less ignorant argument than the one you've advanced to convince a literate opponent, regardless of political alignment.
thelyamhound on December 13, 2017 at 8:03 AM Report this
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I always assumed that to be successful in politics, you have to be able to think on your feet. Clearly that's not the case when your state is as deeply red as Alabama. Though it's hard to say now that he was successful in politics, since his toxic candidate lost last night.
Knat on December 13, 2017 at 8:19 AM Report this
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I'm just loving that Alt-Right White Guy was gloating about Moore's win a whole 20 mins before all the networks, including Fox, called it for Jones.
anonymous healthcare worker on December 13, 2017 at 8:55 AM Report this
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@21:

Yeah, and he's been conspicuously silent ever since - one can only hope he'll stay that way.
COMTE on December 13, 2017 at 9:27 AM Report this
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Oops, meant @20...
COMTE on December 13, 2017 at 9:27 AM Report this
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@22: Nothing wrong with talking to yourself
Merchant Seaman on December 13, 2017 at 10:04 AM Report this
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Glad to see that Calvin & Hobbes has the distinct lead, you are my people!
Surprised that Gravity's Rainbow, The Doors of Perception, and Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance didn't make the list.
treacle on December 13, 2017 at 10:13 AM Report this
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Kudos to Jake Tapper for humanly putting that fool out of his misery.
In2ishn on December 13, 2017 at 10:16 AM Report this
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I went back and watched this. It was pretty damn gloatable all right. Seek to about one minute before the end.
Mtn. Beaver on December 13, 2017 at 10:44 AM Report this
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The Last Whole Earth Catalog?
Groening's Big Book of Hell?
Fulghum's All I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten?
RonK, Seattle on December 13, 2017 at 2:13 PM Report this
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@24: "Sacred Hoops" is p. good.
ɥsɐןɯouǝʌ on December 13, 2017 at 10:23 PM Report this

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