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whaaaat
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Dear Alabama: THANK YOU!

Sincerely,

The rest of the USA
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Here's CNN's updates. I checked about 5 minutes and then 4 minutes and go and Jones is lead jumped from just over 9,000 to over 20,000.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/12/politics/a…
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I'm not sure how it's Bannon's fault that a fascist pedophile with an outstandingly all-round bad platform lost, but I don't really care. The losing is the important thing.
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Glory, glory hallelujah.
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@4,

Perplexed by that as well. Maybe b/c he pushed for Sessions as AG, thereby necessitating the special election?
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@7 Bannon promoted Moore over Strange. Not that it's clear Strange would have won either.

"Dragged Trump into a fiasco"? In Great America, Trump drags you into fiasco.
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I was not expecting this outcome.

Also, Republicans are horrible people.
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If black people can push through the GOP suppression of their vote, the GOP is gloriously fucked. If you have any cash may I suggest donating to voting advocacy and direct legal services organizations.
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Hahahahaha. Hahahaha ha. Ha.

Oh. Go to the Trump cesspools of Reddit right now. It’s glorious. The delusion and wailing.

Conan the Barbarian was right. Seeing your enemies driven before you really is best in life.
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THANK THE FSM CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY!!!
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@8,

Makes sense, thanks. And regardless I'm happy to have not drawn Strange there -- I feel like there's maybe a handful of die-hard, jebus worshipping Republicans in all of Alabama that could've lost to a Dem down there and we just happened to find one. I hope he stays in the national spotlight and keeps calling attention to the reprehensible shitshow that he and his party represent. Maybe he'll be given his own show on fox news.
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@12 It's a Chanukah miracle too!
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@13 Breitbart commentator I'll bet.
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Thank jebus the election swung from the party of Trump, O'Reilly and Moore.... to the party of Weiner, Franken and Clinton.

Or not.
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Thank you Alabama, for a wonderful Christmas present to the rest of the USA!
ITMFA, and let's Make America BLUE again!
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Don't need any more Hanukkah presents but this one.
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Check this out, black people at 26% of the population turned in 28% of the vote. That's historically unusual, and it's impressive as hell against the targeted vote suppression in place there.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc…

(I'm looking at the national NAACP for closing out the 2017 donation year.)
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@19

I need a few more.
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Suck it, Bannon, you “globalist-hating” ex-Goldman chancre.
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#17 - Oh shut it.
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@24: See @23.
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Fare thee well Roy Moore ... and the horse you rode in on.
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Shoot. There goes a damn good shot at getting rid of Mein Trumpfy.
His Roy Moron albatross necktie has done flown the coop...

Word has it Uncle Roy's soon jetting off to the Virgin Islands, where he's gonna make a whole brand spanking new State out of all those little archipelagos.

He'll make an excellent Governor/virginity tester.

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What was the staged-for-TV bit on horseback all about? I couldn't tell if he was channeling Roy Rodgers or the Walkin' Boss from Cool Hand Luke.

Handy practice tip: If you're running as a "values" candidate, don't wrap up the campaign by having your buddy from Vietnam show up and talk about your visits to brothels in-country.
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The beginning of the end for the corrupt asshole in the White House!
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Unsure how sharp of a blow this is to Trump himself. Way back he endorsed Luther Strange, and said Moore was a risky candidate that would have a hard time winning.

He was proven more or less right, and will now be bragging about that, long after everyone forgets about Doug Jones and Roy Moore.

I don't know if Moore would have won if there was no sexual misconduct charges. I actually heard him talk for the first time today, and he can barely string words together. Not a man made for a spotlight, that is for sure.

Doug Jones appears to have no lips and he may look like a man wearing a Doug Jones skin suit, but at least he can construct sentences.
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Stop cheering. This wan't a victory. It simply wasn't a loss.

Jones' voters were overwhelmingly black and urban voters and they came out in greater numbers than usual. They were voting *against* Moore, not *for* Jones. Jones barely won because, like all Democrats, he ran on a platform of "I don't actually care about you. I'm just not vile like he is."

Moore's voters was overwhelmingly white and evangelical. They were voting *for* him because he promises to make the gays and brown people go away. If the party had run someone who wasn't a statutory rapist Jones wouldn't have stood a chance.

Don't take this narrow win as an excuse to do what you always do and sit out the midterms, lefties. Because you will.
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@31:

This Leftie NEVER sits out a mid-term...
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@31 Moore also had a Clinton-esque “lack of enthusiasm” gap. While there were hundreds of thousands who voted for him, there were also hundreds of thousands of usually reliable Republicans who didn’t vote at all. Thank god that the Republicans ran a Bannon-supported sleazoid with no charisma, or else they wouldn’t have lost.

I should also note that the last challenger for Sessions’ seat was the illustrious Democrat, “other.” Run a damn Democrat in every race every time. Even if you lose.
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@33 Sure, Sessions got 97% of the vote in 2012, but did you see who the Democrats ran that year? Because nobody else did.
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@33: Polls are reporting that 92% of people who voted in the presidential election voted in this special election, a number that is so high it is honestly a bit suspect, as it has been a very steady trend since the 1940s that this number is typically around 75% or so.

That kind of turnout in a special election is historic, and unlikely to be sustained. It has nothing to do with Bannon or Trump, and everything to do with voter turnout.

As I have been saying for years, if democrats would bother voting in midterm/special elections, they would win basically everything. But they never do. Is this a shift in trends, or a special case due to a remarkably shitty candidate in Moore who was accused of hitting on 14 year olds?

Likely the latter, but time will tell.
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@38 According to Wiki, 2m people voted in Alabama in 2016.

Also according to Wiki, 1.3m people voted in this election.

Maybe you meant 92% of Black voters? Democratic rates were at 85% YoY while Republicans numbers dropped by hundreds of thousands. Otherwise, I dunno where 92% came from.
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@37: My mistake, should have been clearer, that only applies to voters who identify themselves as democrats.

So it should be that roughly 92% of democrats who voted in the 2016 election voted in this special election, according to incoming exit poll data.
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@38 What was your point in quoting the 97% statistic? Was it to say how much better Democrats did this year than in 2012? Because, I’ll agree with you...this year, Democrats did wayyyyyy better than in 2012 just by running somebody. Anybody. They could have run Harvey Weinstein and done better than they did in 2012.

Quoting statistics to say “we did better than when we ran nobody” is mind numbingly useless. We won. That’s a good thing. Here’s a more useful statistic: Democrats did way better than they did in 2006 when they actually ran a warm body.
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Thank you black people of Alabama. Now if democrats can just run against pedos from now on they'll be in great shape.
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Whew, what a psychic relief. Thank you Alabamaians! Especially Black Alabamaians.

@31 - I don't sit out midterm elections, and nor do most of my friends. :>P
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From the New York Times:

" Kevin Austin 14 hours ago

'The Karma is priceless. Trump appoints Sessions attorney general. He accepts, thinking his Senate seat will be safe. Sessions then recuses himself and opens the door to Robert Mueller. Then they lose Session’s seat to a Democrat, having forced Trump to defend a child molester. The icing on the Karma Cake will be if we win the House AND Senate in 2018, and after impeachment, have Doug Moore cast the deciding vote to convict Trump.' "
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@31: Nope. Like COMTE (@32), I NEVER sit out a midterm election or any occasion to vote, either, nor will I ever pass up my ballot. Not when I know idiots like you keep blindly voting RepubliKKKan in lock step.
@44 kristofarian: I think I love you. Thank you for your NY Times quote! Can I buy you a drink? You just made my week, and greatly cheered up an otherwise depressing year since November 8, 2016. I'm all set to clink glasses over the biggest pig roast in world history. And when the Democrats stick the fork in and call it done, shave off that hideous rug, and feed its ugly ass to the Koch Brothers who bought its way into the White House, with a little help from the KGB.

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