Also take a moment to look at your City Light bill — they have a supposedly voluntary program called “Green Up” that they put on your bill without your consent. $3-$12 per bill. You wouldn’t notice it because the bill makes it look like a mandatory fee. The nickel and diming of Seattle residents never ends.
Not actually a sentence: Marianne Bichsel, spokesperson for Comcast, says the Service Protection Plan "virtually all service charges over 99% of the time
Someone needs more billable hours to pay off those Christmas presents! Thank you taxpayers for making this the best Christmas ever. Next Stop: The Governor’s Mansion!