Slut shaming from the left or slut shaming from the right? I know that only one of those is the correct type of slut shaming.

Is it appropriate to live tweet even though it's a press screening? Normally you're supposed to put away your phones and other devices; otherwise you're just a dick.

Not bad, Callan and Kim...but still no "Waxy-Waxy, Anglo-Saxy"...

Ah, but just wait for 50 Shades of Grey 4: The Thunder Down Under, when Ana--desperate to earn Christian's approval and maybe even two minutes of Reverse Cowgirl--determines that she must become an expert at wrangling some crikey crocs to impress her bored hubby. How many body parts will she lose? Might as well be her brain, since neither of them ever had any use for it anyway.

And they are not real press, either...

How the author of these "books" managed to make gazillions out of them has to be the biggest mystery of the decade!

@6 Ah, but they are so much more amusing than you!

Are you not entertained?

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVYUaREs…

you may pick up your refund at the box office on your way out....

You were texting during a movie?? You are the Worst. Of course you know better. That is so entitled and inconsiderate. And you mock the person that spoke for literally everyone around you. Jesus. You two suck.

10

Totally.
The appeal of the franchise is to the modern woman is not the SM;
it is the rare fairy tale aspect of finding a male with a fucking job....

10

Totally.
The appeal of the franchise to the modern woman is not the SM;
it is the rare fairy tale aspect of finding a male with a fucking job....

I watched part of Fifty Shades Darker and it made me want to cram a butcher knife up my left nostril. Is that normal?

By texting each other during the film, Callan and Kim actually managed to become more loathsome than Christian and Ana.

@1: Well, you certainly approve of it because the movie targets regressives.

"Ana spends most of the time at the job her husband bought for her thinking about butt plugs. When caught thinking about butt plugs, she recovers by telling the office to make their books' fonts bigger. This is fairly similar to my experiences at The Stranger."

Ahahahaha! Good one!

Also, Callan Berry's comments on new ideas to spice up his married life was pretty funny.