I liked Dan's advise to ACE, you probably just have to let your friend blather on about being asexual even if it appears to be bullshit, that's her deal; but I couldn't help but wonder—and without more context, I can't know—if there's something predatory about it. Is she hooking up with people after telling them she's asexual, or is this just an "annoy your friends" situation?

I'm sure for some couples it's "sex between women doesn't count", but at least for some it's actually "this is an itch he can't scratch for her, so she's allowed to go elsewhere for it".

@2 re: the itch/scratch concept, I definitely thought of my wife's girlfriend that way at first, which made it easier for me not to feel left out when they were together. We came to poly through swinging though so my wife had been with plenty of other guys too, but if she had wanted to actually date another guy I would have been uncomfortable with it at first. Until I realized that there are itches that other dicks can scratch that mine can't. For instance, we swung with a single guy who was older than me, and had a smaller dick, and he totally rocked her world. The look of lust on her face was unforgettable. After I came to that realization, I was just cool with whatever she wanted. And really it is more than just all those other dicks, my wife likes a slightly dom guy, but after 30 years of marriage I can't really be that guy. When I try, she just kind of giggles and pats me on the head, so it doesn't really work. It isn't believable.

I’ve never taken Dan’s pro-marijuana stance to be anti-those-who-don’t-partake. I don’t care for it myself. Smoking it literally makes me vomit within seconds. Edibles taste nasty, but mostly it’s not a pleasant, social buzz for me. It makes me introverted, quiet, and wanting to be alone. (I have other friends with more serious allergic reactions to it but that’s different.) But I’m fine with others partaking (even when I find some people to be annoying when stoned) as long as I’m upwind. I strongly supporting legalization (and regulation and taxing). I always took Dan to be pro-trying it, pro-legalizing it, but not anti-people who don’t care for it.

Chunks, wings.. not aware of these anatomical parts of a cis woman's genitals. Thanks Dan, I learn so much from your extensive knowledge.

Venom @2: Exactly that. I'm sure that there are some hetero supremacists who believe sex doesn't "count" when there isn't a penis involved. But for most, it really is "she wants pussy, I haven't got a pussy, she'll have to get her pussy needs met by someone else." Coolie @3 makes a good point that for some, you could substitute "pussy" for "domination" or "older man" or, fill in the blank here. Each person decides which itches need scratching and which can remain fantasies.

Kevin @4: Dan's made some cheeky remarks about anti-smokers, which, if you live in a world where humour doesn't exist, could be taken as negative remarks about non-smokers. Thankfully, most of the world can recognise the cheeky humour of the underdog.

@5: Don't forget the corridors, dormers, and wainscoting.

All female orgasms are definitely NOT clitoral orgasms, unless the clitoris is so large an organ that it extends to the nipples.

@5: Especially the wainscoting!

Women have orgasms outta their nipples? Well I never. ( wtf is a wainscoting). Corridors, Dan?
It just gets better and better.

@8 May want to see a doctor about that.

biggie @8; the nipples are connected up to female reproductive setup, because thru breastfeeding the whole area starts to contract, and it did feel like a sexual response was going on, but not strong enough to generate an orgasm.

@5, 10 - you take yourself WAY too seriously.