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Clearly Bezos doesn't recall the 2000 Val Kilmer movie "Red Planet". We've been here before - and it doesn't end well...
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@2: It might have ended better if the screenwriter was able to pass a high school science class. Even as a high school kid, I knew more about genetics than the scriptwriter, who listed the initials for DNA nucleotides as A, G, T, and P. (That last one should be a C, for cytosine.)
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Yesterday the robots took first blood, a war is coming. It's clear whose side Bezos is on.
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I see, clearly Bezos believes we will drive dogs (and most other animals and plants) into extinction, and he's trying to corner the new opportunity to become the first trillionaire living on Mars, after Climargeddon wipes out Earth!
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Omg, does that guy not watch Black Mirror?!
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Uhm...
Black Mirror; Season 4; Episode 5 "Metalhead"
Need anyone say more???
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Dang, remember the 70s when we knew how to make a cute robot? Remember Boxy?
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@10 b-but Red Planet
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I finally 'get' 2001. Gotta watch it again, now.
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Which one is Bezos?
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Can't wait till he tries to go off campus.
Remember what happened to those Google buses and security guard robots?
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Yawn. Call me when it will lick peanut butter off literally anything.
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I'm so glad these fucknuts wasting billions of dollars colonizing Mars instead of solving problems down on earth is so hilarious to everyone.
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@17 Nothing will beat this.

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