The Dems need to run a split-screen commercial during the campaign of these pathetic, soulless, lying, despicable Republinazi cowards bashing and mocking the Parkland survivors on one side, with the bloodied, dead bodies of the students that are the result of their evil, illegitimate rule on the other.

They won't, of course. As much as I desperately want the Dems to win and bring back some sense of sanity and human decency to this deranged KKKountry, they're bringing a ping pong paddle to an AR-15 fight.

Is he even an elected anymore? Why is anyone paying attention to a dude who's career ended almost 15 years ago?

The rock throwing article gave me another idea. Many schoolkids are in braces and often carry a baggie of elastics at all times. Simply rain a hellfire of tiny rubber bands at the active shooter. Problem solved.

gish gallops work. whataboutism works.

look at the time everyone, including dan, is wasting refuting this transparent bullshit. santorum probably doesn't believe it - but it achieves the purpose. shifts focus off the legislation.

next up: bub/benjamen/whoever will show up to tell us libtards we don't care about black gun violence victims. and we'll take the bait then as well.

Reading between the lines, I get the sneaking feeling that Dan isn't keen on this Santorum chap. It's just a hunch.

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Well, they don't.
We only call'em like we see'em....

Awww, Bub changed his name again. It simply has to be him, using that horrible nosism.

Didn't Dan hold a contest for the definition and a Stranger reader submitted the winning idea?

Thankfully, Dick Santorum has now clarified his remarks. He misspoke when he mentioned CPR, and that comment has unfortunately obscured his message, which is "Go fuck yourself."

Rick Santorum and his ilk are incurably stupid, period.
@8: Yep. And the winning entry was:
santorum (n.) = "the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the outcome of anal sex."
I couldn't agree more.

@1: How do you know the Democrats won't run an ad like that? It would be most timely. What about the surge of protests in the youth population since the tragic Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting in Parkland, Florida (bless you, David Hogg and others!)? I believe this is the year we Make America Smart Again---and stop electing RepubliKKKan pigs.