Also, does anyone have an explanation as to why straight-identified guys into ball busting prefer to have their balls busted by other men? Is this due to a shortage of women into this specific action?
Edward has some reading comprehension issues.
Kudos to Dan for not dismissing him as a troll right off the bat and for sticking with it and figuring out how he arrived at his misinformation.
"[E}specially seeing the cock and balls fly up in air..."
This is the line that somehow made me laugh the most, though Dan's line about Abby, Prudie, et al. came a close second.
@4: CMD: from Dan's original reply to the original letter Edward read: "So why does having your balls busted by other dudes turn you on when you’re not even remotely interested in other dudes romantically or sexually? No idea. We simply don’t know why a person has this, that, or the other kink, BSTD, and almost everyone has at least one sexual interest that is seen as kinky by those who don’t share it. But it probably has something to do with your big, complex brain and the way it makes big, abstract, and sometimes seemingly random connections—the kind of connections that lead to syntactical speech, creative intelligence, and crazy-ass kinks."
Pretty dangerous kink, as evidenced by the last paragraph of the original column. If being subjected to this turned me on I would never choose "Edward" as the buster.
He could have velcro "Kick Me Hard, Here" cards made up
and ask potentials to place them in the appropriate place...
NOT a game I'd care to play, thanks.
Not a single "I'm sorry" from Edward for his idiotic mistake? This particular person who wants to kick others in the balls richly deserves the same to be done to him assuming he doesn't want it done. Edward, it you're reading this please reply with your contact info, I'd like to indulge my fetish for screaming at assholes long after I learn you have no zero interest in being thus subjected.
Beccoid @21: To answer your question, remember... Dan is literally paid to read e-mails from perverts. He also probably found this exchange amusing -- I know I did -- and as a man, isn't as threatened by men as we women are.
Ms No @30: Guess I'm amused because it hasn't happened to me once since I hid my OKCupid profile from straight people. (Nor before, because if I'm not interested I just won't reply. Problem solved.)
Also, does anyone have an explanation as to why straight-identified guys into ball busting prefer to have their balls busted by other men? Is this due to a shortage of women into this specific action?
Please don't print this kind of thing again.
Thank you.
Kudos to Dan for not dismissing him as a troll right off the bat and for sticking with it and figuring out how he arrived at his misinformation.
This is the line that somehow made me laugh the most, though Dan's line about Abby, Prudie, et al. came a close second.
Thanks, Dan. Great SLLOTD.
"So why does having your balls busted by other dudes turn you on when you’re not even remotely interested in other dudes romantically or sexually? No idea. We simply don’t know why a person has this, that, or the other kink, BSTD, and almost everyone has at least one sexual interest that is seen as kinky by those who don’t share it. But it probably has something to do with your big, complex brain and the way it makes big, abstract, and sometimes seemingly random connections—the kind of connections that lead to syntactical speech, creative intelligence, and crazy-ass kinks."
In other words, why ask why?
Happy Passover!
See y'all next thread.
Grammatical ball-busting works for me. :D
In honor of the season: I say to thee, whosoever shall bust thee on thy right ball, turn to him the other ball also.
That crap used to put me off dating men for 6 months at a time.
Only met one woman who ever did so (and she was also homeless and screaming at strangers...)
and ask potentials to place them in the appropriate place...
NOT a game I'd care to play, thanks.
I loved that part!
Oh. Okay.