Savage Love Mar 30, 2018 at 1:30 pm

Savage Love Letter of the Day

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1
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
2
Taking a flight to visit family for the holidays each year is more than enough for me.
3
You truly are the hero 'Murrica needs.
4
So many emails and no dick pic/s?

Also, does anyone have an explanation as to why straight-identified guys into ball busting prefer to have their balls busted by other men? Is this due to a shortage of women into this specific action?
5
What a beautiful, if erroneous, coming together.
6
Forget his balls, did someone kick Edward in his brains?
7
Dan, you are so sweet and encouraging! I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard and with such appreciation for human kindness.
8
Kicking somebody in the balls seems like a hard thing to mess up, but I'm guessing this guy could manage it.
9
Totally did not need to see this.

Please don't print this kind of thing again.

Thank you.
10
"Edward" is my favorite acronym you've ever come up with. What's it stand for?
11
Edward has some reading comprehension issues.
Kudos to Dan for not dismissing him as a troll right off the bat and for sticking with it and figuring out how he arrived at his misinformation.
12
"[E}specially seeing the cock and balls fly up in air..."
This is the line that somehow made me laugh the most, though Dan's line about Abby, Prudie, et al. came a close second.

Thanks, Dan. Great SLLOTD.
13
In coloquial Spanish, balls are called huevos, or eggs. So I guess this is as appropriate as can be for an Easter SLLOTD.
14
@4: CMD: from Dan's original reply to the original letter Edward read:
"So why does having your balls busted by other dudes turn you on when you’re not even remotely interested in other dudes romantically or sexually? No idea. We simply don’t know why a person has this, that, or the other kink, BSTD, and almost everyone has at least one sexual interest that is seen as kinky by those who don’t share it. But it probably has something to do with your big, complex brain and the way it makes big, abstract, and sometimes seemingly random connections—the kind of connections that lead to syntactical speech, creative intelligence, and crazy-ass kinks."

In other words, why ask why?

Happy Passover!

15
I thank LW for making more than one of my cases for me.
16
Sounds veey painful. Sure hope people with this kink all have very good health insurance coverage.
17
Balls smashed to death

See y'all next thread.
18
"No, I aren't."

Grammatical ball-busting works for me. :D
19
Pretty dangerous kink, as evidenced by the last paragraph of the original column. If being subjected to this turned me on I would never choose "Edward" as the buster.
20
You are a saint, Dan.

In honor of the season: I say to thee, whosoever shall bust thee on thy right ball, turn to him the other ball also.
21
What is it with people who keep talking dirty to someone who's expressed they're not interested over and over? And how does Dan put up with it?

That crap used to put me off dating men for 6 months at a time.

Only met one woman who ever did so (and she was also homeless and screaming at strangers...)
22
He could have velcro "Kick Me Hard, Here" cards made up
and ask potentials to place them in the appropriate place...
NOT a game I'd care to play, thanks.
23
@21 yeah pretty sure the LW isn't actually into ball busting. Did Dan not recognize this behavior because it doesn't usually get directed at men?
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@18

I loved that part!
25
Well that cheered me up!
26
Not a single "I'm sorry" from Edward for his idiotic mistake? This particular person who wants to kick others in the balls richly deserves the same to be done to him assuming he doesn't want it done. Edward, it you're reading this please reply with your contact info, I'd like to indulge my fetish for screaming at assholes long after I learn you have no zero interest in being thus subjected.
27
Dan you are doing a really beautiful service here. Some people need more help than others.
28
Beccoid @21: To answer your question, remember... Dan is literally paid to read e-mails from perverts. He also probably found this exchange amusing -- I know I did -- and as a man, isn't as threatened by men as we women are.
29
"...also it excites me to gobble on his sack after kicking sessions."

Oh. Okay.
30
@28 It's not so much threatening to women as boring, because this happens a lot. I was more surprised that anyone found it novel enough to be amusing.
31
Ms No @30: Guess I'm amused because it hasn't happened to me once since I hid my OKCupid profile from straight people. (Nor before, because if I'm not interested I just won't reply. Problem solved.)
32
@29 I would kick Sessions but I would by no means gobble on his sack afterwards.

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