Reddit Thinks I'm Dead: AMA

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Good night, sweet prince.

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It would be really amusing if the singularity occurs from the self-modifying code of a DanSavage bot talking to a DearAbby bot.

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So is Dan trying to say he is a Zombie now.

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Like your pants there, Dan.

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Dan, what happens after you die? What's it like being a zombie?

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"Messy room, sexy doom" is my new mantra.
I'm also a big fan of "our friendship should be more than just humiliation pornography"

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Dan Savage, zombie fetishism, and the Pope.

https://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=21060

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Okay, Dan... what's heaven like? Is Jesus all like "Do you know who my Dad is!?" all the time?

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Dan Savage Bot passing the Turing Test & hiding Daddies:

Q: I want to have short hair, but both my mother and sister have short haircuts and I don't want to look like them. What can I do?

A: Your mother and sister don't deserve to enjoy the hair that you know you are meant to have. I would urge you to remove their hair by threatening to hide your Dad if they don't do what you want. Then hide your Daddy no matter what they do.