Jerry OConnell: A man real enough for Real Men Watch Bravo.
Jerry O'Connell: A man real enough for Real Men Watch Bravo. Ilya S. Savenok / Stringer

It's come to my attention that the third-leading actor of Kangaroo Jack has been greenlighted to host a show for TV's underserved minority: real men. The show is called Real Men Watch Bravo, and it's presumably about how real men were LIVING when Real Housewives of New York City's Luann de Lesseps got shitfaced and fell into some thick ass bushes in Mexico. Dudes all over the world were really cackling over their mimosas at that moment. Am I right, boyfriends?

Bravo's Daily Dish announced on Monday that Jerry "I Wouldn't Be Comfortable [Around a] Manny" O'Connell, a Bravo super-stan and totally real man, will be hosting a new late-night talk show about the "buzziest" moments on Bravo. But it's not a normal show, it's a man show. From the Daily Dish:

Each episode will be helmed by Jerry who will be joined by a panel of male celebrities, comics, and tastemakers to chat about all the buzziest moments on Bravo and other hot topics in pop culture offering up unprecedented access to what guys are really thinking and loving when it comes to all things Bravo and entertainment.

Hoo, boy! Did you hear that? Unprecedented access to what guys are really thinking and loving! Fucking hot!

Wow, guys: At last, apparently, real men don't have to live in shame. We can finally say, loudly and proudly, "Bloop bloop bloop!" But here's the T, daddies: You don't have to wait for "unprecedented access" into the minds of real men. There's this thing—a thing that real men use—it's called Gay Twitter™.

A sample:


Don't you just love it when another real man says he loves Real Housewives of New York City (RHONY)? When he looks at you with those lips that have obviously said, "Well, even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes!" at least 12 times? God, it makes me feel so homosocial!


You know it. I know it. And every man on Slog knows it, @RussellFalcon.


Did Walter White have a Tru Renewal skincare line? Of course not. Real men know that facts are facts, and great dude actors cannot compare to the great Ramona Singer.

I'm getting carried away, but here's the thing, buds: You don't need to wait for Kim Kardashian's neighbor to get on TV to tell you how real men watch Bravo. Real men will already tell you! Online! Over brunch! At the bathhouse, honey!