Quoth the Raven “Fuck a Corpse.”

Just the ones on Capitol Hill.

Git it how u live

Hold up, was this a newly fallen crow corpse or the same taxidermied crow? While a stuffed crow is technically a dead crow, crows probably know the difference and maybe were all "oh cool the lady with the sex doll is back."

I obviously didn't read the whole paper.

I love how they balance themselves with their wings while on top.

"Also, I just watched videos of seals raping penguins."

You know, I saw a baby sealguin just the other day and was wondering, where the heck did THAT come from?! I shrugged it off to just another Monsatan one-off, so there's some relief there. Not like fucking a cold, dead crow and then shredding the mofo type relief, but I do feel lots better now. Thank you, The Anti-Anti-Talent Brigade Brigade!

For more on necrophilia, read 'Child of God' by Cormac McCarthy.*
I cannot recommend it, however. It's pretty fucking Disgusting.

*read, instead, his No Country For Old Men or The Road or his hard-to-find play, The Stonemason. He's awesome and pretty Singular.

ok my theory is that when thousands of crows mass on E QA above Aurora Ave, they are plotting their next necrophiliac encounters... great reporting btw!

Er, did you perhaps intend to caption that photo "Quoth the crow..." instead? Because "Harth" is not a word, unless you were reaching for an obsolete spelling of "hearth" for some reason...

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