Its just basic adulting to clean your own bong. Sheesh. What’s next? An ass wiping service for tech bros?

Good to know when I need my $90,000 bong to not taste like shit,
and don't trust myself to not drop the motherfucker.
They're insured, right?

https://www.thestranger.com/green-guide-spring-2017/2017/04/19/25076629/did-you-know-there-are-bongs-that-sell-for-100000

Refrigerator coil cleaning brush.

@1 you can already pay to have your ass wiped, but it's like $250 for outcalls