Cockburn, how apropos. She won't have a third leg to stand on when Riggleman (or more likely his supporters on Twitter) hit below the belt.

Moderate Republicans exist see Hillary Clinton

This might backfire, she shouldn't have gone there. Republicans are only anti-kink in public. I read that the places that badly written BDSM books sell most successfully are Republican-voting areas. Also that Republicans are more likely to cheat on their spouses than Dems or Independents. This Nazi-loving dude might get more votes now that they think he wants to get it on with Mr Sasquatch!

Let's hope he doesn't decide to move here to maximize his hook-up opportunities!

If you want a "Denver Riggleman" it's gonna cost you extra.

Cockburned!

To be fair, I would 100% vote for Chuck Tingle for president.

@7: Damn, that was quick!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G2R54T7/

@8 Chuck Tingle is a wizard come to save us from this nightmare timeline and he is incapable of doing wrong.

Dan you were created for this exact news story I regret to inform you.

I'm curious how white supremacist Bigfoot fap goes. Bigfoot is pretty... swarthy, right? Hairy. Not Aryan. Hell, technically a native North American.

Is Bigfoot the "hero", who the Nazi imagines himself in the place of? Or is Bigfoot a swarthy peril? Does the Nazi savor the dark hairy male? Does the Nazi get off on knowing his cock is puny and Bigfoot can seduce his women with unspeakable girthy pleasures?

Not that there's anything wrong with any of that except the Nazism.

@12 Reminds me of a Pee-wee's Playhouse line.
Jambi: One pair of cowboy boots, coming up. What size?
Cowboy Curtis: Size 12, double-E.
Pee-wee: Boy, big feet.
Cowboy Curtis: Well, ya know what they say.
Pee-wee: No. What?
Cowboy Curtis: For big feet, big boots!

Maybe the RWNJs picked up an ape fetish from seeing their boy Charlton Heston in all those Planet of the Apes films.

@2 - Ha! Too true.

Man, I'm so tired of hypocrites & racists in this country. I wish they would grow the fuck up.