well... at least its not a bank or a mattress store.

Capitol Hill is West Bellevue.

Spit in the face of anyone who goes to this bar. Say no to Ruralface. If you wanna throw axes, move out of the city.

Agreed. Darts is a better skill.

Perhaps the most famous axe throw in television history:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L5QC9ZJkM8

This won't end well....

Drunk-assed wannabe lumberjacks tossing cutting-edged weapons - what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

its likely a franchise, like Growler Guys.

retrieving the axes is the thrilling part. will I make it out? will I be cleaved?

According Blade & Timber's website, axe throwing is perfectly safe (or "as safe as any other sport or entertainment activity of similar genre")

That quote from their Web site seems accurate, in that it's roughly as safe as a shooting range bar might be.

They link to an "axe safety certification" organization (axesafety.com) that's using the same Wordpress template and hosting, that is, it seems to be the company itself providing certifications under another domain name.

Throwing axes actually sounds kinda fun.

But throwing axes while drunk? That sounds like really terrible combination.

I took a tomahawk fighting course once. Throwing those crazy things was a terrible dangerous mistake. I do not recommend it.

A "shooting range bar?"

Fuuuuucking Texas. How those stupid people don't accidentally swallow their own tongues I do not know.

@11: I don't think safety is the primary issue here.

@7: That was delightful. Folks - be sure and watch it to the very end for Johnny's brilliant retort.

@15, CLASSIC Carson!! "I didn't even know you were Jewish".

I guess Dan's identical post got pulled?

I regret my asshole nature, but I'd finance a shooting range bar named "Darwin's."

Frankly the price is what gets me. A bowling lane doesn't cost anywhere near $120 an hour and that's more floorspace and they invested in the fancy pin setting machine! This is just some flakeboard and mesh lane partitions.

Ed McMahon recalls that Carson uttered three lines, not just the one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQVe7QXpI9s

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Ruralface! Lol.

I wonder if I could open a bar where people pay me to split and stack my wood.

I guess midget tossing is passé and not PC enough for the bar crowd?

Feminists with an axe to grind can still go to the Wildrose.

@22:

I think you're looking at something more along the lines of a "rural lifestyle crossfit training center", where they pay you to split and stack your wood; plus you can also get them to dig your fence post holes, and lay down your gravel driveway.

@17 well done

YAWN!
So people in the city are doing something they think people living in the country do. Wearing a flannel shirt and throwing an axe.

Maybe people in the country should open a bar with a stereotypical activity they think people in the city do, like wearing a business suit and doing accounting.

This is the dumbest theme for a bar ever.